Already got asked if we're dating
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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