But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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