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  • 71 45
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 14, 12 at 7:00pm

    Sounds like a bunch of baloney to me....

  • 69 46
    Submitted by amanduh14 on Nov 14, 12 at 1:35pm

    Now there's a girl who knows what she wants.

  • 65 42
    Submitted by lonestar1503 on Nov 14, 12 at 1:44pm

    my kind of girl....

  • 58 47
    Submitted by OllieWalker on Nov 14, 12 at 4:24pm

    OP is a dude.

  • 58 48
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Nov 14, 12 at 2:56pm

    What pussy is this text going to? What the hell is wrong with you? Git r done!

  • 60 56
    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Nov 14, 12 at 2:34pm

    she got them pepperoni nipples.

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Pronfairy on Nov 14, 12 at 6:57pm

    What man in his right or wrong mind would say no to this? Your man card is to be revoked immediately with no chance of redemption.

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 14, 12 at 4:27pm

    How'd you get your roast beef up there?

  • 57 53
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 14, 12 at 3:22pm

    I wish this could be filed under "said no one, ever", but unfortunately, here it is.. And I agree. What kinda fucking pussy is this??

  • 51 47
    Submitted by undrcvrmlkman on Nov 15, 12 at 12:27pm

    I fail to see the problem with this

  • 53 53
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 14, 12 at 9:00pm

    That's taking salami nipples to a whole other level. If she refers to her own nipples being ginormous, I don't even want to know what those things look like. She better have some huge ass cans to go with those nips!