she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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