i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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