is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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