Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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