its not stalking. its research.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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