Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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