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  • 71 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:23pm
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    First!:) and lol. You mustve been fucking wasted

  • 80 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:22am
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    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 72 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:23pm
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    At least you weren't high, or you probably would have eaten the hay as well. Hope you dodged the poo!

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:33pm
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    Actually yes I would put birdseed in the end to sweeten the deal. Damn those birds

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:34pm
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    Was she all out of PRETZELS??

  • 55 46
    Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jul 30, 10 at 12:36pm
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    At least you didn't molest the guinea pig..

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:27pm
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    This has gotta be fake; who's that stupid/lame?

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:52am
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    4:33, I've remembered some strange fuckin things that I've done while plastered to the point of no return.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:31pm
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    cuz the bird wouldn't give your little dick a blow job?

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:29pm
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    I don't know i can see it happening. I used to get wasted and then piss on birds in their cage.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:33am
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    If you're that drunk, would you really remember?

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:57am
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    is "her guinea pig's cage" a code name for her ass?

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:29pm
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    ha.. perhaps so 11:28!

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:24pm
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    Youre sure you didn't eat the baby guinea pig?

  • 46 52
    Submitted by FishPunky on Apr 15, 11 at 11:10am
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    I've seen this text.. Before.. On this site.. But worded a bit differently.. Hmm..

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:23pm
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    and you sent this text, why?

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:27am
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    LOL Stupid she puts salt peter in the pig food to control rodent population

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:25pm
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    why the fuck would someone send this stupid ass text???