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  • 99 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:22am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 91 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:23pm

    First!:) and lol. You mustve been fucking wasted

  • 88 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:23pm

    At least you weren't high, or you probably would have eaten the hay as well. Hope you dodged the poo!

  • 86 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:33pm

    Actually yes I would put birdseed in the end to sweeten the deal. Damn those birds

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:27pm

    This has gotta be fake; who's that stupid/lame?

  • 84 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 2:52am

    4:33, I've remembered some strange fuckin things that I've done while plastered to the point of no return.

  • 71 62
    Submitted by fullmetalkitty on Jul 30, 10 at 12:36pm

    At least you didn't molest the guinea pig..

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:34pm

    Was she all out of PRETZELS??

  • 77 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:29pm

    ha.. perhaps so 11:28!

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:33am

    If you're that drunk, would you really remember?

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:57am

    is "her guinea pig's cage" a code name for her ass?

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:31pm

    cuz the bird wouldn't give your little dick a blow job?

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:24pm

    Youre sure you didn't eat the baby guinea pig?

  • 63 65
    Submitted by FishPunky on Apr 15, 11 at 11:10am

    I've seen this text.. Before.. On this site.. But worded a bit differently.. Hmm..

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:23pm

    and you sent this text, why?

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:29pm

    I don't know i can see it happening. I used to get wasted and then piss on birds in their cage.

  • 68 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:27am

    LOL Stupid she puts salt peter in the pig food to control rodent population

  • 69 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:25pm

    why the fuck would someone send this stupid ass text???