Please, let me fuck your mom
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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