All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I cut my penus on the lid.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
and you fell through a lawn chair
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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