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  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 28, 10 at 10:19pm

    It helps if they are old enough to drive

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:41am

      or out of high school entirely... haha

  • Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Jun 28, 10 at 10:35pm

    how bout we set those standards a littttlllleee higher...

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    Submitted by ButteredToast on Jun 28, 10 at 10:08pm

    I think you need to find some different booty calls if none of the ones you have can get themselves anywhere without public transport.

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 28, 10 at 10:07pm

    Too sad and pathetic for pretzels

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    Submitted by iski on Jun 28, 10 at 10:05pm

    This first shit is the just about the lost pathetic trend iv seen in my life

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    Submitted by MrWatts82 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:08pm

    Tell them motherfuckers to take a cab

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      Submitted by skootles on Jun 28, 10 at 10:15pm

      But then you run into the dilemma of them asking you to pay for the cab (or at least part) and then you find yourself basically paying for sex...

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    Submitted by tjnation on Jun 29, 10 at 8:43am

    Have her mom drop her off after school. Problem solved.

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    Submitted by wbbarnett on Jun 28, 10 at 10:33pm

    Cota blows

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    Submitted by jenjendenise on Jun 30, 10 at 3:54am

    Haahahahahahaha

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    Submitted by prophetchuck on Jun 29, 10 at 9:58am

    Okay, so they don't have cars... Why don't YOU have a car?

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    Submitted by lh1220 on Jun 29, 10 at 3:04am

    Sounds like we have a cradle robber here...

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 11:35am

    FAIL on your Part!!!!!

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    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:15pm

    My school is out at 3:10

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    Submitted by bamula2 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:00pm

    Haha. My dad works for COTA. I'll put in a good word for u

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 11:36am

    @SippinSally auctually it gets out @ 2:17.... No later than that or sometimes ealier

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 12:20am

    That's what happens when you talk on myspace with 14 year olds.

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    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 29, 10 at 12:29am

    High school usually let's out at 2:30pm.

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    Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 30, 10 at 9:24pm

    Time upgrade the booty...

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    Submitted by xcalipoppychildx on Jul 1, 10 at 11:45pm

    I know exactly what part of Columbus this is. My town. wow lol

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    Submitted by JewHater on Jun 29, 10 at 2:50am

    I remember my under-aged fetish days.

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    Submitted by destructo on Jun 30, 10 at 2:25am

    Remember, 15 will get you 20. Why Not just wrap a plastic bag around a bead spring, then squirt some lube in there and go to town? It'll keep you from recieving a hot beef injection from a guy named bambi in prison.

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    Submitted by feetspace on Jun 28, 10 at 11:22pm

    In soviet Russia we have no buses

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    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 29, 10 at 2:06pm

    That blows. Then they want to stay after sex... That's ok also as long as they make the bed when they leave and are gone b4 u get home from work.

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    Submitted by sovietalias on Jun 28, 10 at 11:51pm

    In soviet Russia I kill you for sexing my sister. Shame!

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    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jun 29, 10 at 10:30am

    petitioning is a great idea.. or just upgrade your standards for booty calls?!