I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
this will be a night to untag.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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