I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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