love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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