all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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