Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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