normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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