...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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