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  • 19 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:23pm

    12:17 is "marrying" a blow-up doll.

  • 18 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:27pm

    Did he use a yellow pepper as the ring?

  • 15 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:32pm

    LMAO at 12:17! They don't have to be *high* class or expensive, but some class would be good... Now if they met at a Subway and they are a young quirky couple it might be a cute proposal, but odds are no, he's just cheap and and she has no standards.

  • 14 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:24pm

    Well If he sets the expectations low guess she'll never be disappointed

  • 11 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:44pm

    Guess who's catering at their wedding??? Hahahha

  • 10 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:38pm

    The beach is free, or lake if you're landlocked. A park at sunset is free. But you're just a step above "Dang ol' proposed to me at the walmart!! "

  • 10 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:01pm

    First! And what a wonderful way to propose to share your life together. Jared would be proud.

  • 9 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:07pm

    My husband proposed to me in McDonalds, we met as co-workers there :)

  • 8 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:37pm

    I want to give everyone aides

  • 8 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:04pm

    Oh I get it - Subway isn't a high class establishment usually associated with proposals - it's a sandwich shop. -Jeff

  • 5 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:15pm

    In Soviet Russia, Starbucks hates YOU.

  • 5 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:03pm

    His name is my name too! -John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

  • 5 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:39pm

    I bet she got his $5 footlong that night!

  • 5 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:27pm

    I hate all of you who hate on starbucks >:/

  • 5 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:36pm

    jared from subway came to my school friday!

  • 5 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:17pm

    That was me douche bag. Why do proposals have to be high class and expensive? We love each other and that's all that matters, sorry that you don't have someone like that in your life, so while were banging tonight have fun with your hand.

  • 4 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:44pm

    Actually, 12:38, I was just about to ask if it was a Subway inside a Wal-Mart. There's enough of them, I wouldn't doubt it.

  • 3 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:21pm

    "@1:38, ha ha you are a vegetarian animal loving philanthropist. You love things that unconditionally love you back, albeit in a strange mammalian way." So in other words she's no different to most other females who insist on having babies they can't look after because they're lonely?

  • 3 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:35pm

    @1:31, ha ha you give your money to dogs.

  • 3 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:37pm

    Tell Jared I love her.

  • 3 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:03pm

    when the mood strikes.. what better way then to make it classy at an upscale restaurant.

  • 3 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:27pm

    Will you fuckin idiots stop posting "first" are you retarded?

  • 3 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:31pm

    Go ahead. Hate us, enjoy your grande vente bs. With thousands of calories. Look it up if you dont believe me. I will always give my money to the underdog.

  • 2 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:17pm

    Was probably just a scam to get some free sandwiches. Cheap bastards. I mead I'd do it.

  • 2 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:00am

    Maybe that is where they had their first date or something.... then it is quite romantic.

  • 2 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:23am

    7:23 your a tool... If my boyfriend proposed to me in subway I'd have to question his love for me that something more romantic wasn't in store true live does not take place in a fuckin sandwich shop

  • 2 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:24pm

    I don't get it; why is this funny - Michel

  • 2 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:25pm

    @1:23: No, they hate Starbucks more than you do. You lose.

  • 2 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:00pm

    Maybe they met there!!!!!!!

  • 2 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:37pm

    I would have loved to see that :D

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:47pm

    Subway is never romantic, it's actually almost sn insult to propose there.

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:24pm

    Maybe there was meaning to it maybe it was where they met or something don't past judgement if you don't know the story

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:31pm

    You're eating at Subways. Try not to laugh - or gag

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:42pm

    @1:38, ha ha you are a vegetarian animal loving philanthropist. You love things that unconditionally love you back, albeit in a strange mammalian way.

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:38pm

    I actually do. I donate time and money to best friends animal society and the animal shelter. It's fun. I am a vegetarian but not a freaking Peta freak. I love dogs and people who look like dogs lmao

  • 2 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:49pm

    Holy shit our walmart only has a mcdonalds in it that serves greenish hot dogs. I live in ca I went to one in Oklahoma and they had a grocery store and a haircut place a matress center, a fucking weird cafe...a portrait studio (lol) ours only has a cheap doctor for mexicans. God I hate walmart

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:59am

    If you love Denny's you 1. Probably aren't classy and 2. Probably can't afford to eat there.

  • 1 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:26pm

    Ha I know who posted this :)

  • 1 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:00pm

    I'd love if my boyfriend proposed to me in Subway. We met there when I was working with his punk brother, who then proceeded to hook us up. So go ahead and laugh, but you never know the story behind it.

  • 1 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:50pm

    I'm the rappin' goblin and I'm here to say, I got knocked up in Subway in a major way!

  • 1 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:30pm

    Do you work at subway, because you just gave me a footlong...

  • 1 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:54pm

    We grow our own food so we post texts about how only a dumb redneck would get engaged in a subway instead of getting engaged in farmville. -farmer from farmville

  • 1 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:21pm

    Hahah I would have done the same

  • 1 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:38pm

    I'm a full on rapist....i mean philanthropist gotta love always sunny in philadelphia

  • 1 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:41pm

    I hope the guy has a double-wide for the little lady to move into. That's some high class !

  • 1 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:14pm

    Wow thats low lmao!!!

  • 1 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:11pm

    12:49 there is a subway in our walmart. In fact there are 3 subways in our town. 2 of which are in the same parking lot.

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:02am

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:59pm

    everyone here is an idiot.i spew gold out of my vagina

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:49pm

    7:24, I believe the saying is, "don't pass judgement" Dont be a killjoy if you can't do it properly.

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:48pm

    @ 12:37 not until you spell the damn disease right

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:38pm

    when i first read this, i thought it said on a subway...it's much funnier the way it was intended lol

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:51pm

    Omg Eugene. So ridiculous.

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:16pm

    Dunkin Donuts is better coffee, I personally think. It's far cheaper and the atmosphere is better because you can just sit outside and have a casual conversation with a friend with out having it be loud due to so many label-happy customers buzzing around. Plus, Starbucks takes in their tables and chairs and wont let you sit out there once they are closed, you can sit outside of Dunkin Donuts all night if you please, haha.

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:19pm

    12:49 here. That's a trip our town is like that with starbucks. One in safeway( grocery store in ca just saying because some people have never heard of it) and one right next to safeway. One in target, and one in the same shopping center as target. God I hate starbucks too

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:01pm

    proposed what -- do give Jared a BJ

  • 1 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:23pm

    Who gives a fuck where someone proposes. That sort of shit is SO NOT important. Believe it or not, neither is how big the ring is, or what its made out of. If you are worried about that sort of thing then you don't know true love.

  • 1 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 6:02pm

    It's funny because it's sad

  • 1 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:46pm

    Wow this is just kinda sad... Who does that???

  • 0 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:19pm

    I work at a Subway -_-

  • 0 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:56pm

    I LOVE JAREDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARRRY MEEEE BABY BOOBOO:)

  • 0 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:38pm

    ha ha 4:14 needs to do dog-play to get off.

  • 0 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:14pm

    1:38 I act like a dog.... An old stray dog that humps all the bitches around. I also hang around subway for scraps. -chuckLe

  • 0 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:51pm

    master, slave, and "likes to watch"

  • 0 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:44pm

    Oh fuck me that's funny

  • 0 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:12pm

    whenever we go out, the people always shout... JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT ra ra ra ra ra ra ra......

  • 0 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:26pm

    Starbucks is diabetes central and over price a huge corperation (sp?)

  • 0 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:14pm

    @12:37, I'd like a young one, please. I have a lot of filing to do.

  • 0 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:16pm

    My mom thinks I shit gold

  • 0 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:23pm

    Finally someone who hates starbucks as much as I do!

  • 0 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:52pm

    Yeah, I live in Lancastet Ca and there's a new Wal-mart supercenter like the one I had seen when I lived in OK for 2 months