I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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