I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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