you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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