She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
All I want is dick and wine.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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