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  • 126 39
    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Sep 24, 11 at 3:46pm
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    did it reek of American Apparel and horrible music?

  • 109 25
    Submitted by e3super on Sep 24, 11 at 8:24pm
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    The most ironic kind of jizz.

  • 86 35
    Submitted by haliganbar on Sep 24, 11 at 5:16pm
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    That's why you should buy condoms or swallow.

  • 75 35
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Sep 25, 11 at 2:48pm
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    I was jizzing in these sheets way before everyone else was.

  • 69 27
    Submitted by deckswife on Sep 24, 11 at 2:43pm
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    you only have one set of sheets?

  • 71 34
    Submitted by spikki on Sep 24, 11 at 3:05pm
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    That's why you use a warm sock when you jerk off. Not your only set of bedsheets. . .

  • 54 22
    Submitted by drunkypants on Sep 25, 11 at 9:25pm
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    His jizz got on your sheets before it was cool.

  • 58 30
    Submitted by Nicole170 on Sep 24, 11 at 5:58pm
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    It's caller a washing machine!

  • 52 41
    Submitted by tayacb on Sep 24, 11 at 5:27pm
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    So don't hook up with hipsters

  • 49 40
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 24, 11 at 4:12pm
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    After the ecstasy, the laundry.

  • 39 39
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Sep 25, 11 at 3:50am
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    Fuck hipsters. And why are hipster girls mostly attractive with terrible tastes in everything. Especially hipster guys. They makes me sad and worried about the worlds well being.