Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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