David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i will never coherently bang her
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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