it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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