im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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