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  • 95 67
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 26, 10 at 6:27pm

    Was the OP at dinner with you and you were texting him from across the table? Also, it's only a turn-on if you a. take your top off to retrieve it or b. let me eat it off your boobies.

    • 52 44
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 26, 10 at 6:47pm

      I vote for b.

  • 80 59
    Submitted by bigpapajake on Dec 26, 10 at 6:30pm

    Eating macaroni out of cleveage..... Yes. This is a turn-on

  • 62 48
    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Dec 27, 10 at 12:25am

    You should find more appealing actions to turn your man on.

  • 62 51
    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 27, 10 at 12:59am

    "For the sake of our future." What does that even mean?

    • 42 60
      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 27, 10 at 1:09am

      Yeah. That sounds a little hard..

  • 59 53
    Submitted by rikie83 on Dec 27, 10 at 8:51am

    Was said macaroni "easy mac" or "extra cheesy"?

  • 62 65
    Submitted by BSOE on Dec 27, 10 at 1:03am

    I'm assuming this is related to http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-23561.html

  • 75 96
    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Dec 26, 10 at 4:06pm

    Was it the FIRST time you did it?

  • 57 70
    Submitted by hitinthc1 on Dec 27, 10 at 1:46am

    That is actually huge turn on for me.

  • 45 76
    Submitted by niceman on Dec 29, 10 at 4:34pm

    Dump that stupid bitch. Then post pics of her marvelous cleavage. Do it now!

  • 43 86
    Submitted by WittlePwny on Dec 27, 10 at 1:02pm

    @ TheHedgeHog my thoughts exactly. I imagined her texting the person she's sitting across the table from