Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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