that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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