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  • 76 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 6:55am

    Maybe cuz Edward gave you head?

  • 72 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:11pm

    you fucked Edward Cullen!

  • 70 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 12:11am

    Alot of girls actually wear lingerie that has glitter on it....The math's not that hard.

  • 71 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:57pm

    Just because its happened before doesn't mean it can't happen again...

  • 83 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:08pm

    your gf tried to make you into edward cullen.

  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:39pm

    Bitch was turning you in to edward

  • 70 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:19pm

    fake and seen it before

  • 65 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:54pm

    Yes, you fucked poor little Tincker-Bell I hope she's ok!!

  • 73 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:47pm

    That's what you get for fucking Twilight fans...

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:15pm

    Someone's trying to drop a hint to the possibility that you have herpes. 'Cause glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Duh.

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:10pm

    Adam lambert butt sex. Just saying.

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:52pm

    nope but i'll help you get it off.

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:37pm

    Your boyfriend must have had sparkle lipgloss on

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:35pm

    2:52, Excellent, you live near 708? -3:54

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:57pm

    2:52, Chicago... Where r u? -3:54

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:08pm

    I wish I put it there.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:21pm

    Seen this one before..

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:28pm

    Hahhahaa i love you 6:55

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:32am

    11:25...I'm a southern boy Oh..and trust me gents..southern girls..are amazing

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:54pm

    2:52, I have glitter on mine too... please help!

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:24am

    Stop fucking fairies and there will be no glitter. -The quiet girl in the corner.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:56pm

    the tooth fairy was there

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:29pm

    I wish my vag was glittery. Oh and 4:45... put the crack pipe down.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:25pm

    3:54, I hate to break it to you, I'm nowhere near Chicago. I'm a southern girl, so you'll never get to see my "means and methods" =[

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:32pm

    Edward Cullen <33 or maybe yyou fucked a fairyy (: haha

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:24am

    Now why did u have to go and violate tinkerbell like that? :-)

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Hancock86 on Apr 30, 10 at 5:23pm

    That rhymes

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:52am

    I'm guessing you grinded on Micheal Jackson

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 10:12pm

    can't bring the future back! d@mn, i dated this lady in high school that would get glitter everywhere...can't bring the future back! d@mn, she was like tall wth long leg's and show me soOo, much attention! can't bring the future back! d@mn, she was older 2!

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:35pm

    2:52, what are your means and methods for removing my glitter? -3:54

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Winterknight on Nov 27, 11 at 9:38am

    I don't know but I have glitter in my vagina. Vodka might have been a bad idea, we need to speak tonight. Love Mom

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:42am

    you call THAT a penis??

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:29pm

    3:54 I have no idea where 708 is. -2:52

  • 45 46
    Submitted by valentinehearts on Oct 12, 10 at 11:36pm

    Glitter dick.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:11pm

    Maybe you did a clown ??

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:45pm

    LOL LOL LOL!!1 ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD!!! IN FACT, IT IS MOST LIKELY LESS THAN AN INCH LONG AND REEKS OF DESPERATE SHAME AND BURNT BACON!!! IN THIS CASE, DO NOT RIDE ON THE DISCO STICK!!! MWAHAHAHA-LOLZ-HAHA!!! TRUST YOUR PAPPY, AND EAT YOUR VEGETABLES KIDZ!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:01pm

    Maybe she had glitter on her face

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:10pm

    psh. repeat. c'mon tfln

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:20pm

    Edward Cullen made you butt fuck him

  • 37 37
    Submitted by tittiebanana on Jul 3, 11 at 11:19am

    Glitter is code for herpes.

  • 37 38
    Submitted by hxcbarbie21 on Aug 8, 11 at 2:18pm

    Ke$ha raped you.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by dpizzle123 on Apr 26, 11 at 10:31pm

    Idk. Maybe you, the Cullens, and Ke$ha got busy while you were drunk? Maybe?

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:45pm

    Let's have some this beat is sick

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:56am

    Glitter Penis is an awesome band. Really.