hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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