YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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