btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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