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    Submitted by Kairaya on Nov 26, 12 at 3:18pm

    The fat ones almost never survive. Gotta be fit to outrun hoards of zombies. Of course, the skinny-but-out-of-shape ones will probably die too. You need stamina.

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    Submitted by parsons41286 on Nov 26, 12 at 4:48pm

    It depends on what type of zombies they are. Rage zombies like 28 Days Later aren't truly undead, reanimated shuffling corpses are able to simply be outwalked. Know your enemy, know yourself

  • 67 52
    Submitted by HaleyyyK on Nov 26, 12 at 7:06pm

    Every comment on this page just makes my inner nerd smile :) anyone wanna be the Columbus to my Wichita?

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      Submitted by ZombieBitten on Nov 27, 12 at 3:35am

      As long as we can abandon the search for Twinkies and make like Glen and the farmers daughter.

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Yeep on Nov 26, 12 at 3:40pm

    You forgot rule no. 1 about zombieland.

    • 61 51
      Submitted by wagner220 on Nov 26, 12 at 4:12pm

      Cardio cardio cardio

  • 61 54
    Submitted by nicolesHangOva on Nov 26, 12 at 7:36pm

    lol wtf fatass with pan and tomato sauce over his face being chased by a zombie.

  • 55 46
    Submitted by dannie1288 on Nov 26, 12 at 9:32pm

    Or you could use your fingers fatty...

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 27, 12 at 12:16pm

    Well I can't imagine many zombies getting into your mother's basement

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    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Nov 29, 12 at 4:00pm

    Please tell me it was cold too.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Nov 27, 12 at 4:58pm

    I'm finding you for a meat shield and bait, man titties

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 26, 12 at 6:54pm

    @parsons: I wouldn't classify those as zombies. I would call them just what they are, "infected". Therefore they don't fall under the typical zombie behavioral characteristics.