don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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