As someone who spent the better part of 9 months dodging coat hangers, my mom reminds me everyday that I am the one she should have swallowed. But I was a persistant lil fuck and earned my right to live!
Thanks 2:51. . .that's a no-go for me. I'm a peaceful Buddhist, but as soon as some old hag spits in my face, she's getting fishhooked and dropped. Glad there are people like you there to do the job, though!
The gov't should pay for it. They paid for mine (in Canada, obviously). I think it depends what province you're in. I'm not familiar with anything outside of AB/SK.
Just because you are pro-choice doesn't make you pro-death!! I've had an abortion and I am still a good person. You don't know the circumstances involved until you are in the situation. I wasn't being slutty or sleeping around. And I believe in God, but that doesn't mean I push my values on every person I meet. (Well said 2:21!!)
why don't you just have the baby and then afterwards put him/her up for adoption and give them a chance at a good life if you really trully don't want a child?
been there, done that, got the wrist band. and hell is not going to be a party. Its an lake of fire where you burn for eternity... not trying to be all debbie downer here but its true. ts a place of punishment for unrepentant sinners and lasts for eternity.
6:14 it's simple. Not everyone believes unborn babies are innocent/have souls/are deserving of full human rights, and we have good reason not to think so.
Hey 1:30, Jesus called. He wants his sense of self-righteousness back. Just for you, I'm going to go out and impregnate a teenage slut tonight, and giver her a fake name. Chalk up one more dead baby, because of YOU.
It's probably fun writing all this stuff "Anonymously", but just remember, there is SOMEONE who does know that it was you who wrote some very horrible things.
:)
2:21 who is pushing values on you? Christ set the example for all of us. He didn't "push" values on anyone. He lived his life as an example for everyone.
1:34 is by far the biggest douche is this entire site. If I could find you I would set you on fire just for a laugh as you squirm about trying to put yourself out. Don't worry though, that would just be gods plan for you right?
4:50 Abortion is not a last resort. Sorry, but not everyone thinks that a life begins at conception, or that a fetus has cognition/feeling/human rights. Not everyone believes that every zygote is a blessed gift from heaven.
I'm off to find babies to kill to make soup with aborted fetus stock to share with my buddy Satan in a nice Hot Tub while we have unprotected anal sex.
I'm trying to offend people because you're all acting a little ridiculous.
Take it for what it is, it's a funny text for people to enjoy. Just ignore it if you don't like it.
It's easy to understand, u kill someone even if it's ur unborn baby it's murder. Think bout it, if all ur mothers were pro choice would u b alive??? Hmmmm all u whores take what god has given u and use it as a blessing and a lesson. And if u can't keep it then duh adoption!!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE ABORTIONS, DON'T HAVE ONE. period. the end. finish.
Why the FUCK do people care what other do with their life when it doesn't affect them.
i don't think you can use your debit card... then again our abortion guy in my state, tiller just got shot, so who knows. and doritos in a pb&j really??
I don't care if you are pro-life. Fine.
But if you stand out in front of an abortion clinic and try to make these poor girls feel even worse about themselves... argh. Is there some way we can wear masks and go from clinic to clinic cunt-punching the protesters? I'll offer my services.
June 26, 2009 7:23PM
I'll be there 7:23.
True Christianity is not a religion, it's a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. He made you and loves you and wants to have a relationship with you.
2:43pm
I could also just accept that David Copperfield really makes elephants disappear, but I won't. Because it's ridiculous. Just like your imaginary friend Jesus. It's a religion based on some skank who claimed to be a virgin even though she was pregnant, please.
Just a note to all the antichoicers, I'm pretty sure all the prochoicers here are fairly well versed in why you think abortion is wrong, so you're really just making yourselves look redundant and silly.
Hint: stop.
3:29pm
Her mother probably planned the pregnancy you dumb fuck. Or decided she was ready for a kid at that point in time. You're assuming all pregnancies are by mistake, they're not.
2:18pm
It's because a majority of americans know that "god" is a rediculous notion. You're in the minority here. There's just more of us that aren't stupid enough to have "faith" in such a clown shoe bedtime story.
FACT OF THE MATTER...MOST of the "texts from last night" are fake. Obviously I still read them, but the chances someone sent this is low....arguing anonymously is so lame.
Attn Canadian girls: Can I marry you for citizenship? We don't even have to hook up (unless you're hot). I'm just fed up with the US and I want out. I am in Portland, OR. We can meet halfway to work out the details.
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?????????? its murder .... its murder to waste that on a debit card, use a card that gives u miles... then u can take a vacation thanks to abortion
I've totally done the Lays chips crunched up in a ham sandwich. That shit is glorious.
Also... cash or money orders only. Just sayin'. And be prepared to get a $75 shot in case you are RH-
Damn it 2:41, I usually don't do this but please, if you're going to knock peoples spelling and grammAr, try to spell things correctly yourself at least.
B/C nobody seems to actually want to answer the posters question:
Yes, most likely. If your debit card is a Visa or Mastercard (most tend to be), and the clinic accepts Visa or Mastercard, then you can use the debit card like any other credit card. Health care clinics generally accept credit cards, but its prob worth it to call and find out
man... some people are just too narrow minded... Jesus loves you and died for you sins on the cross. all you gotta do is accept that... you'll understand that and realized it when you stand in front of Him when you die. PLEASE DON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE!
How is everyone taking this so lightly?? You do realize that an abortion is essentially taking an innocent life?? Before you decide to have the abortion i would look online at abortion pics and read both sides about it, and see for youself what it is trully like (its not allways the best way out is what im trying to say). . . but good luck either way and i hope that you do what is best for you and the baby :)
Fuck that shit. Abort that fucker, chances are it's going to be a worthless in the way piece of shit that doesn't need to exist anyway. Why go through 9 months of pregnancy, get attached, and then give it up. Fuck that. Kill it without remorse.
June 29, 2009 3:27AM or any other person for that matter. . .
have you ever heard of an ADOPTION! or even dropping the baby off at a local hospital where you can just leave your child and they will take it in no questions asked. . . Just because you get pregnant doesn't mean that you have to keep the baby yourself, many people that have kids are willing to adopt.
The price depends on how far u are in the pregnancy, some states get government funding for abortion clinics that can help with some of the cost. And usually the rhogam shot (Rh-) is included in the cost.
im not religous at all but personally dont think that aborition is always the answer. I thnk that you should just put it up for adoption as hard as that is sometimes it is prob for the best in the end. . . .
wowwwww 3:05 you sound like a real winner!! I agree with 3:04 if you are dumb enough to get knocked up in the first place you should atleast be smart enough to give your child a chance even if its not with you. . .
hahah 1:41. to all the people with the self-righteous opnions: i suggest you choose a different website to waste your time on. most posts here don't really discuss exemplary morality. also, stop taking things too seriously, you'll have a heart attack at 24.
I gotta say another brilliantly trashy thing from some Central Jersey and I keep wondering why we from the Northern part of the state always claim you don't exist.
people need to stop its her choice and i think it should be. she obviously knows she is not able to take care of a child and that is going to be one of the hardest things she is going to do
Its a WOMANS RIGHT
i agree with 1:31. keep your pants on and you won't have this problem...this is why some people should practice abstinence instead of refute it all the time
That depends on how much you have in the bank. And don't listen to these fucks, you're making a smart decision. Kill the fetus. They're pretending they somehow know the circumstances to your accidental pregnancy. Abort that worthless fucker.
hey 3:05, if getting pregnant ruins her life, it's her fucking fault for allowing that to happen. 908-take responsibility for your fucked up actions and stop being a pussy.
329 - if not for my mothers abortion in her 20s, myself and my 3 sisters wouldn't be here. i'm glad my mother was able to make the right choice for herself and have children when she was ready
um 1:21, abortions are legal, and I don't think allowing them to get married will change the fact that members of the same sex can't reproduce on their own
Well hey, would you rather have your kid live a miserable unwanted life or not have to go through the burden at all? Abortions cost less than raising kids. Plain and simple.
Where are all of you non-religious types living? I guess, along with sweet tea, one of the many perks of living in the south is the fact that I am the only one I know who honestly cannot fathom believing in a man in the sky and the fact that some man dying centuries ago does anything about my sins. Perhaps I should consider relocation....
^^ understandable understandable....
i've never tried the milkshake fries.... but I do like to put fries in my burger / chips in my burritos! love that extra crunch!
i <3 my right to choose. i spend saturdays as a clinic escort helping women avoid people like you jesus freaks.
you have no right to harass someone you've never met
hmmm...I don't know if I could mix cream cheese with turkey....
French fries dipped in Wendy's frosties.....no matter how skinny you are, the inner fat kid always draws me into it.
whoa whoa whoa, telling someone they are going to hell for their sins is an attack on their beliefs. you want to talk double standards, lets do it. Most non believers just want you to shut the fuck up and leave them alone.
I won't push my values on you, you dont push your values on me.
LOL at all the people having nothing better to do than to sit and type these arguments for hours when they can't even see who they are writing too. I was reading the entries and saw all the responses to this one and started reading them and couldn't even finish.
You have to love immature people with BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMER.
Y'know -
I had a baby at 17 that I put up for adoption. She lives a wonderful life, and so do I. It was difficult to give her up, but I knew it was the best thing for both of us. In other words, i wasn't only thinking of myself, as so many pro-choicers seem to do. There are plenty of people ready and willing to adopt, how can you truly believe that abortion is the best solution for that baby? You don't believe that- you only want to hear about what's easy for you.
haha yeah..i used to be a little bit jesus-freaky once too. then i went to college and joined the real world, and now i'm definitely going to hell for sure. join the club whenever you're ready, we have wristbands.
Love thy neighbor...? Not so much, I see.
If you believe abortion is wrong, then by all means express yourself. But to wish for the mother's eternal suffering? For her to die and/or be tortured? Somehow I'm not feelin' the love. Guess Jesus was bullshitting; HATE IS THE ANSWER.
pro-lifers stfu. As a woman I will do what I want with my body, stop trying to tell me what your make believe God will do to me for doing something humane and logical. Keep your bible-babble to yourselves. AMEN.
2nd 2:21,
Been to hell??? Is it really a fire? Dante wrote in great depth that it was actually a river of Ice and was in Fact COLD AS HELL! In my version of hell, people like you won't stop knocking on my door at 10 am on a saturday. Shit thats real life.......FUCK!!!
yup 1:29, your right I now see the GENIUS in what has been written. Clearly you are a brilliant mind, with an overwhelming ability to see beyond the problem to the solution.
i don't think any of these abortion texts are at all funny... not because of my values,or other peoples, but becase that's a private thing and it's just not funny
Jesus was a man. He took shits and wiped his ass. So while he's not imaginary, it's debatable whether or not he was the son of God. I find this text ironic because Mary more than likely was knocked up, "Immaculate conception" my ass. Maybe if she had the choice she would've gotten an abortion too.
june 26 1:30...if that person that you are talking to on here is clearly already living...how can you hope someone kills them before having a chance of life....what you said makes no sense
217 and 233 contact your local planned parenthoods or NOW chapters to find a place that needs escort volunteers - however its a rough gig, you can't engage the protesters at all - no matter what they say... you're just there to help the women from car to door-cover their faces etc... these protesters are nuts - theres a website abortioncams or something like that where they just take pictures of women going in, their cars, etc and post them online
Why is it that non Christians can voice their opinion about there being no God, but as soon as someone with a little faith steps up and says even the smallest thing, the non believers freak out. Sounds like a double standard.
Wonderful, yet another abortion debate. I don't see what the point in arguing on this forum is - she's clearly going to have one and some anonymous person quoting Jesus isn't gonna change anything!
why does everyone on here have morals, it is a website, if you don't like what someone posts, leave.... as for the abortion, use a rusty coat hanger, then you will think twice next time
if its for some reason like being raped or drug dependent or the parent is mentally unbalanced than that is one thing, but if its just a whore then yea it is fucked up, i guess you have the right to do it, but you shouldnt make jokes about it, THATS what pisses me off
I'm guessing the jesus freaks are just young kids who haven't made it out into the real world to find out how things really work yet. Still talking to their invisible friend in the sky.
abortion is murder! you're a horrible person and will go to hell because of this. hope you burn alive. hope one day someone kills you before you have a chance at life. go to hell sadist.
to 9:47 im all for pro life and i believe that if you mess up that you should be responsible and do right by the child by keeping it or putting it up for adoption..... BUT i also go out drink,have fun, get crazzzyyy, and hookup so I am by no means a bible church person, so i think we all have different morals, beliefs and maturity levels which affects thse types of decisions.
4:54 blue cheese is gross, your chicken priveliges are denied.
5:08 my shot was not included with cost, so that's why I said be prepared for that extra expense, since they didn't tell me about it until my visit.
Abortion is murder and is a sin. We will all have to answer to the Lord God almighty one day when we die. We will all stand in front of the judgement seat of Christ one day and answer for what we have done here on earth. Please put your trust and faith into Christ Jesus, he is the only one who can save you and bring true joy and happiness into your life! If you don't i have a feeling you'll remember this post when you stand in front of God when you die and its too late... Please don't make that mistake!
I don't care if you are pro-life. Fine.
But if you stand out in front of an abortion clinic and try to make these poor girls feel even worse about themselves... argh. Is there some way we can wear masks and go from clinic to clinic cunt-punching the protesters? I'll offer my services.
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