i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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