Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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