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  • Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 5, 11 at 6:55pm

    the funniest part to me is "apparently I fucked mine," indicating this gutterslut can't even keep track of all the meat missiles that have docked in her sloppy silo.

  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 5, 11 at 3:06pm

    I find it hilarious that sororities and frats have "formals". That desperate to go back to high school that you have to have prom again huh?

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      Submitted by jasey_leigh on Dec 6, 11 at 6:56pm

      actually, formals are nothing like proms at all. and i haaaaaated high school! haha

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        Submitted by firefightersipes on Jun 24, 12 at 2:03pm

        you're still a dumb sorority whore and further the reputation.

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    Submitted by BrendanA on Dec 5, 11 at 5:55pm

    A guy with the nick sterling_archer is handwringing about some girl he didn't even take to formal? Sack up, Duchess.

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    Submitted by starlitfires on Dec 5, 11 at 3:00pm

    I'm assuming the OP is dating the guy she's talking about, which raises the question: why did they go separate to the function in the first place?

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    Submitted by sterling_archer on Dec 5, 11 at 4:22pm

    I seriously think this is about me. This happened a week ago, and she never told me about fucking him, even though I was honest with her about my unfaithfulness. Damn. Could it just be a coincidence?

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      Submitted by VinSD on Dec 5, 11 at 7:04pm

      No, no such thing as coincidence...

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 5, 11 at 9:23pm

      Dunno, Sherlock, does she have THAT area code?

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        Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 6, 11 at 2:37pm

        Like she would post the correct area code........

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 5, 11 at 3:10pm

    Probably between you and him. Try working out an exclusive foursome.

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    Submitted by ItsKerstayy on Dec 7, 11 at 8:31pm

    Classy.