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  You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.

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• the funniest part to me is "apparently I fucked mine," indicating this gutterslut can't even keep track of all the meat missiles that have docked in her sloppy silo.

  Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 5, 11 at 6:55pm

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• I find it hilarious that sororities and frats have "formals". That desperate to go back to high school that you have to have prom again huh?

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 5, 11 at 3:06pm

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  • actually, formals are nothing like proms at all. and i haaaaaated high school! haha

    Submitted by jasey_leigh on Dec 6, 11 at 6:56pm

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    • you're still a dumb sorority whore and further the reputation.

      Submitted by firefightersipes on Jun 24, 12 at 2:03pm

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• A guy with the nick sterling_archer is handwringing about some girl he didn't even take to formal? Sack up, Duchess.

  Submitted by BrendanA on Dec 5, 11 at 5:55pm

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  • phrasing!

    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Dec 5, 11 at 9:15pm

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  • I think he's just upset he didn't get the cream pie.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 5, 11 at 9:24pm

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• I seriously think this is about me. This happened a week ago, and she never told me about fucking him, even though I was honest with her about my unfaithfulness. Damn. Could it just be a coincidence?

  Submitted by sterling_archer on Dec 5, 11 at 4:22pm

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  • No, no such thing as coincidence...

    Submitted by VinSD on Dec 5, 11 at 7:04pm

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  • Dunno, Sherlock, does she have THAT area code?

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 5, 11 at 9:23pm

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    • Like she would post the correct area code........

      Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 6, 11 at 2:37pm

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• I'm assuming the OP is dating the guy she's talking about, which raises the question: why did they go separate to the function in the first place?

  Submitted by starlitfires on Dec 5, 11 at 3:00pm

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• Probably between you and him. Try working out an exclusive foursome.

  Submitted by porksword on Dec 5, 11 at 3:10pm

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• Classy.

  Submitted by ItsKerstayy on Dec 7, 11 at 8:31pm

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