WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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