I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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