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  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:24pm

    after he told you that did you run to the fridge and eat all his food, tubby?

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:47pm

    4:52. I call bs, it's more or less a trap to get him wipped, bastard or not it's a bitch move

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:59pm

    2:44 can I get ur number, cuz I want to jizz in your eye

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:39pm

    gainesville sucks sweaty asshole.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:22pm

    you put it in her butt didnt you?

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:14pm

    And this is why you negotiate what happens before it begins kids.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:27am

    Isn't dyke spelled with a "y"? That's the only way I've seen it spelled. If I am wrong, please correct me. I don't want to look like a foolish dumbass like these ones before me. This thread seems to be full of them. Suck it, Trebeck!!!!!!

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:40pm

    So who else immediately thought this was regarding anal?

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:23pm

    Did she get cranky because you banged her best friend???

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:25pm

    orrr the girl could be genuinely curious what the guys gonna do.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:25pm

    @3:23, nah, he just decided to go play WoW instead.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:09pm

    lulz, yea i hate when a girl says shes down for whatever, you are setting yourself up

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:53am

    FTMFW its honestly something ive said before LMFAO. go me.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:26pm

    There are way to many stuck up bitches on this site! Get the fuck over yourselves! This shits funny and ive told guys to do whatever they want with out trying to give them a "test" your the fuckin cunts that give all us other wicked ass bitches a bad rep guys are gunna be fuckin bastards to you because your a stupid stuck up cunt peace the fuck out cuz no one wants to hear your bullshit

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:24am

    5:04, a bad move? no. an imaginary one? definitely.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:31am

    uh 1:17 you're in no position to correct grammar. if you're gonna be an asshole and pick on a typo like "but" then be prepared for people to pick apart your lack of apostrophe in "im." not to mention you said "please realize that "butt" has two t's in it before you start berating someone else's bad grammer." please learn to spell grammar before you start berating someone else's bad grammar.

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:25pm

    that's right 4:52! :]

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:17am

    10:51 please realize that "butt" has two t's in it before you start berating someone else's bad grammer..also fuck girls who do tests..whenever im in a relationship the first week i tell them i don't do tests you tell me what you're thinking and thats it..if you test me and i "fail" and you get mad i say i dont give a shit because i said no tests..therefore i win. suck it bitches..

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:21pm

    anytime a woman says to do whatever you want, do yourself a favor and imagine it as a rattlesnake's rattle. whatever the context may be, you can be damn sure its the last thing she'll say before you're fucked.

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:47pm

    I'm sure the preceeding text was something like, "I think you ruined my asshole" or "I can't get your shit out of my vagina" or "I think I might have permanent eye damage"

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:41am

    7:12 - hysterical... I can totally see that happening to some unsuspecting girl.

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:45am

    Guys who actually say and act how they truly are throughout the relationship and are decent dudes, shouldn't have a problem doing whatever they want, because the girl really knows who you are. It's the rest of you assholes who end up fucking up your relationships... when a girl trusts you enough to do whatever you want, it's usually because you are either really trustworthy or you put up a good fucking front.

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:57pm

    Good one. Hope I can use this one day haha

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:02pm

    i've had girls say this and not do anything i really want. i feel it's like a trick, or maybe we're just afraid it might be a trick. can i really say the things i like in porn that i want to do or will you be freaked out?

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:44pm

    ^ you've got that right, honey

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:48pm

    something about this text makes it my favorite. its so simple and true yet hilarious.

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 5:04am

    my ex said this when she broke up with me so i filmed her best friend and me having anal sex and sent it to her... was that a bad move? i think not

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:51pm

    9:26 you care way too much about what people are saying.. get a life and stop using the word "cunt".. it makes you sound like a dike or a cheap hooker (which you prob. are if you have told a lot of guys to "do whatever they want") close your legs/but/mouth p.s. learn grammar.. its "you're"= you are, you sound ignorant

  • 46 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:07am

    uh, i vote ya'll chill out. why do any of you random people care what the other random people say? This is just a random website for people to go to when they are bored or need a laugh. No need to attack people and stuff. Just read the text, laugh, move on to the next text. (bunch of assholes....lol.)

  • 47 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:07pm

    Are traps really necessary? Can't you just say what the fuck you mean for once?

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:52pm

    When we say do whatever you want, we mean, this is a test to see if you're a fucking bastard, or if you're actually a decent guy. It's only a trap for bastards.

  • 31 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:32pm

    Haha, i'm pretty sure this was a text from a guy to his girl.

  • 39 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:12am

    1:45 Any woman who invites "whatever you want", should expect at the very least a brisk game of "Name that Foreign Object"

  • 33 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:47pm

    Were people seriously arguing about grammar? And fuck it I say blow it in her face and if she gets pissed its clearly her fault...choose your words more carefully next time!

  • 31 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:40pm

    remember dude, when she says do whatever you want its always a trap....guaranteed everytime. what she really means is do what I want you to do or you're not getting sex for a long time.

  • 27 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:48pm

    8:40, I know I did, but that's just how my mind works, I'm a convicted sex offender