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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:48pm

    Maybe if you stop giving him head long enough to gain some respect for yourself, he'll view you as a potential gf instead of another head bobbing up and down on his cock.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:52pm

    Yeah, stop giving the shit away already. He already has what he needs outta you. Or at least make him go down on you when you watch Twilight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:30pm

    Nobody is going to be the cow when he can get the milk for free.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:35pm

    I don't get guys. You want sex. You find a girl who likes sex and you consider her a whore and don't date her. You end up dating a girl whose not so into sex, and then you bitch about not getting enough. You fail at logic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:08pm

    He's using you....duh.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:05pm

    Because you are a whore?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:30pm

    Just ask him if ur his gf while his balls are in your mouth.. I bet he says yes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:26pm

    umm he's getting what he wants without dating you so

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:24pm

    Because another chick with bigger tits is blowing him while he's at work.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:05pm

    damn, i would marry you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:34pm

    Because you aren't in the kitchen.

  • 83 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:21pm

    Ur just being used u shouldn't go through such crap like that :( -btk

  • 82 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:28pm

    8:19 You might not buy a cow if you can get the milk for free, but only an idiot buys a house without going to the open house.

  • 84 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:33pm

    Because you're easy. Pretty simple.

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:47pm

    5:28 Most of my friends are guys and sweetie, they aren't all douchebags and only want sex. Several of my guy friends just want a nice girl to spend time with. I'm not saying they don't want the sexual stuff, but they do want more than that too. It's awfully high and mighty of you to think you are better than guys because you want love and emotions and they just want sex. I think everybody wants some of each, but the proportions may change. That change depends on the person, not the gender.

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:33pm

    Yup, you're kind of a dumb skank, honey.

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:12pm

    7:45 You're girlfriend has too much self-respect to give you a blowjob? Are you both 12? Oral sex is a standard for relationships.

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:24pm

    9:11 Your "woman" doesn't actually like going down on you. She just wants the attention she gets when she does it or the reciprocation.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:06pm

    what are the odds these OPs submit these texts hoping for answers and advice? slim to none.

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:33am

    I like sluts, they put out!

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:16pm

    It's ultimatum time. Be prepared to move on from his sorry ass.

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:26pm

    If he isn't eating a sandwich you failed. But 2/3 ain't bad.

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:01pm

    12:51 you must suck in bed no other explanation to that. Or you're butt ass ugly and you need to get the point to leave!

  • 80 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:25pm

    why are there so many misogynists out there? give that girl a break.

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:18pm

    Because your most likely a slut with no self respect who is only good at giving blow jobs. Deal with it piggy.

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:10pm

    I like 6:48. She's fiesty.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:38am

    I think those of you trying to argue that giving a guy a blow job while he watches tv with having no dignity and self-respect know what they actually mean. Or you just have really boring sex lives.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:34pm

    Because u are a skeezy louizzzze

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:25pm

    How aren't you? Cuz your giving him the best part of a relationship minus any responsibility.. Why would he buy the cow when he gets the milk fo freesies

  • 69 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:34pm

    Bc ur prob easy as fuck and way too eager to please. Mystery? Respect? Anyone?

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:49pm

    I don't get how she's a slut...maybe she likes this guy and she just doesn't recognize that she's being used cause she's a bit naive...you girls are all really mean and for no reason. Change your tampons and shut up.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:32pm

    I disagree lick his rim he'll love u for that

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:42am

    Real women love to do things for their loved ones. My gf cooks and cleans. I help her and reciprocate because I love her. Stupid mindsets like that of 12:42 are the reason why divorce is so high in today's day and age. Focus on the happiness of your partner and stop being so superficially selfish (you might find a good guy)

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:21am

    Cause you haven't given him a threesome yet with your hottest girlfriend... duh!

  • 75 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:19pm

    If you give it up, for no effort.. why would he put in effort?

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:29pm

    Cause you're a skank. Blow job while watching espn girl is just that... The gf is the one who keeps her dignity. How do girls not get that?!?

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:01pm

    He's probably got a handful of other girls who would do the same thing. Have some respect for yourself!

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:58pm

    because you are a dumb cunt. he doesn't care about you and doesn't want you as a gf. you're giving him BJ's so why should he want to treat you like a gf? Wise up -- you're a booty call and nothing else

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:28pm

    Why would he have to date you? You're already doing everything he wants with no strings attached! Why would he fuck that up. You don't give a guy the goods like that without some kind of dating going on. The last blow job I gave made a man file for divorce and marry me but not everyone can work their mouth like me. Girls like my mouth too!

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:33am

    @12:42 shut it bitch go make your owner a sandwich. Seriously the bra burning ended in the 70's. Women became fuck meat again after paris Hilton became a role model.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:42am

    first of all, you misogynist pigs-its 2009, a women's place is no longer in the kitchen...if your looking for someone to prepare your meals either hire a cook or stay living at home with your mother(which you are probably going to be doing til your 40 anyways)...second sweetie im guessing your probably only teenager bc if you expect to win a guys affection with bjs your incredibly nieve. have a little self respect and try growing a personality and then maybe men will want to date you.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:26pm

    Dear 11:23, she said head not everything. Way to stick to the story bro.

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:18am

    I like how everyone keeps repeating the same thing over and over. We read it the 40 other times...you input isn't going to give us anything new.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:43pm

    You people are REALLY making me want a steak.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:34am

    6:48pm (12/08) Haha! Very well put. I like the way you think!

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:30am

    You are probly not the only chick doing it,,,

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:40am

    Sex doesn't make boys love you, sweetie.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:14am

    Do it doggie style so you both get to watch! Some girls love sports too! ps I agree with the sandwich thing too

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:54am

    1:18 is right. Stop repeating yourselves, fuckers! 6:48pm and 1:33am...good call.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:19pm

    You shouldn't give him bjs at all if he's not your boyfriend, slut

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:18am

    12:42......saaaays the lesbian. I'm a girl and I have no problem being in the kitchen, WTF is wrong with not being a selfish bitch and actually doing something for someone of the opposite sex.

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:36am

    @12:42 you're an idiot. If you are going to try argue that a woman's place is no longer in the kitchen then you should at least try to sound intelligent. For example, Your is not YOU'RE and spell naive correctly. In order to succeed in an environment outside of the kitchen you might do well to learn skills other than hateful feminist speech.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:00pm

    5:08 and 5:11, Keep dreaming, fuckers. That chick is out of your league. Have fun in your circle jerk!

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:26pm

    Jesus people are idiots. And women are particularly idiots. "Why would he buy the cow if he's getting the milk for free?" Gotta tell you. I have no interest in someone who's only interested in the cow for the milk. Hey ladies, a douchebag is a douchebag whether you put out or hold out. Waiting isn't gonna change whether or not he's ONLY interested in you for some sex. It's not about the blowjob. It's about the DICK you're sucking off. Hello. Idiots.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:49am

    9:05 "Nice" girls by most guys definitions end up being frigid and don't suck cock. If you want a good sex life, grow some balls and date a "slut"

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:48pm

    5:34 right the fuck on. and for everyone calling her a slut get the fuck off it

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:42pm

    because guys are assholes

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:48am

    9:49 and 9:51. Because you dont wanna date a girl that fucks 7 guys a week. You just won't be able to trust her and you'll feel like you're just an other guy she did. And because she's easy doesn't make her better at sex anyway. The fact that nice girls don't fuck everything that has a dick just make them a lil smarter and sometimes, since they're able to date a guy more than 1 month without cheating on him, at the end of the day, they're the ones with more experience, cause they fuck whenever they want.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:33am

    10:18 FT Fucking W!! So glad to see a girl with a sense of reality.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:27am

    I'd pay to see the chick at 6:48 and the guy at 1:33 debate!

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:08pm

    That's definitly gf material

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:19pm

    I'd destroy your pussy, leave that mawfucka.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:35am

    Cuz he thinks of you as a fuck buddy

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:09am

    Maybe because you're a pathetic whore? If you're blowing a guy who doesn't consider u his gf maybe u should be getting paid for it.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:20am

    Fuck outta here...blow jobs during sports, blunts or getting ridin while your watching the world series...its a necessity

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:12am

    i'd definitely ask you to be my gf... but i'd expect you to continue this routine while i watch sports, while food is being prepared in the kitchen.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:59pm

    because he's just not that in to you. move on...

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:07pm

    Is that you Hess? 

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:41pm

    6:36 how are these people "pissed jealous bitches"? What do they have to be jealos of? This girl can't even get a boyfriend.....

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:09pm

    Yea that's definitly gf material

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:47pm

    5:28 is my fucking hero

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:32pm

    Fuck dignity, that guy just hasn't got a clue.

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:40pm

    Awesome mariage material

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:31pm

    Poor girl, either from St Kitts or Pickering, dumb as a fucking post. Well, said, 2:39

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:37pm

    Cuz your into douche bags who like sports.... Go for musicanss ;)

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:51am

    So, what exactly is wrong with a slut anyway? I mean, as long as there are no STI's there's really no difference between a slut and a "nice girl" but experience. Medically speaking the vagina doesn't get any looser, there's no physical changes to the body in anyway. Why are guys so afraid of sluts?

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:36am

    He's just as much of a hoe as she is

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:26am

    Do you make him sandwiches after? -Will

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:57pm

    Try farting in his room

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:28pm

    come on girls it's really not that hard. men want sex. thats it. the end. it's actually ridiculously simple. the only thing they really care about is sex, sports and beer. this guy probably couldn't care less about you but he's getting 2/3 right there so who could blame him? find someone who you KNOWS cares about you and get ready to have a lot of sex, drink a lot of beer and watch a lot of sports. i'm a girl and that makes sense to me. ps making a damn sandwich won't kill you

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:55pm

    I would propose to you!

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:42pm

    I'll tell you how: bitches only blow assholes. Like me. Stupid bitches. You could have reinforced some nice guy with your whore throat but you made me instead.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:30am

    11:03 You also can't spell either.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:26am

    2:36 is a part of the grammar police force

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:11pm

    8:12 no dipshit. She has too much self respect to give me oral while I watch sports. She loves going down on me. Look a girl may bop off her man while he is watching tv. A woman likely wont

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:37pm

    7:41 I wondered the same thing

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:43pm

    Because you're giving it up to easy. Duh. Why by the cow when you can get the milk for free?

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:16am

    She's from Ontario, give her a break. What can you expect?

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:06pm

    Oh sweetie. You're probably from some lame suburban city in southern Ontario. I stereotype only because I'm from there myself, but a lot of the guys fall under the category noted by 7:35. Don't be afraid to stand up for yourself and ask him what his intentions are with you. It's a fair question and there's no need to beat around the bush.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:39pm

    Yeah doll u can be my gf!!! Just give me one sec... Screaming door slamming ok my ex just moved out cum on over ;)

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:33pm

    5:28. Ovsv a boy, but well said! I'm a boy, and I think you only really care for the one you love, and sex isn't all about 'getting some' it's about a connection between eachother

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:08pm

    6:48 DOES sound fiesty! I'd like to put that sweet little mouth of hers to work.

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:19am

    You're not his gf yet cuz you're a slut.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:30am

    it's the cookie monster of blowjobs!

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:31pm

    I wish I could get eaten out watching a football game. What a dream of mine.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:25pm

    Because you're expecting something for what you do. If you actually like someone you should do stuff they like without expecting something in return.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:12am

    I totally do that and I've been dating my guy for 3 years!!!! It's def a gf thing.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:45pm

    2 things. 1) I would love it if my gf did that for me. But she has more self respect than that. 2) if you are doing a good job he shouldn't be able to focus on the game

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:36pm

    Look at all these pissed jealous bitches calling her a slut. Rofl.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:36pm

    Stop giving him tv head, road head, any kind of head and see if he wants u as a gf... I'm gonna guess probably not.

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:29pm

    You're already sucking him off why would he need to make you his gf?

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:18pm

    He's treating you like a booty call. Call him on it. If he doesn't change your "status", dump him. You're better than that.

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:25pm

    You suck at suckin dick

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:37pm

    10:48 But who says sluts aren't capable of monogamy? There's a difference between casual sex and cheating.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:40pm

    It's the whole buying the cow concept...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:11pm

    Try standing on a scale, honey. I'm guessing that will give you a clue.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:49pm

    ummm Blow jobs and sports just go together, ever wonder what the real reason was for cheerleaders? now ya do : )

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:33am

    10:18 There's nothing wrong with doing something for someone of the same gender either. Drop the homophobia.

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 10:31am

    I want to be like 1:33. Preach on, Yoda.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:10am

    I was gettinq head while playing fifa09 from this chick and ended up never going out after getting score sevengoles in a row and two own ones...

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:44am

    You're not his girlfriend because you LET him watch sports while getting a bj. You'd think he would want the bj more...

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:23pm

    ahah Dear 14 years old, You're giving him everything allready, why would he want you to be his girlfriend? You're not giving him any challenge. Just warning, anal does not equal he's gonna marry you.

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:06pm

    You white girls totally fucking rock

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:32am

    what is wrong with these girls that cannot understand that you have to WAIT? is making a guy respect you a lost art? you have to make them work for it, not just give in the first time they ask!

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:29am

    Obviously it is because he's already getting what he wants... Why would any man have to deal with a relationship when he's already getting the main part he's interested In. Just a thought. Men are simple minded.

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:39pm

    Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:09am

    Hit me up ma, u gt urself a BF. Im 5'11" Tan, good looking , and I will make u damn happy

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:59pm

    You should teach classes on how to be a good girlfriend.

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:14am

    you'll never be his girlfriend

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:22pm

    lol 7:35, i know, right? its hard to find the nymphos who just dont know they're a nympho yet... but theyre there... and ready to be converted by me

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:54pm

    Well said. Guys are not all shallow

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:55pm

    haha, my boyfriend loves it. maybe your not doing it right.....

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:03pm

    WTF 8:49? Ima cheerleader and I don't blow suck or fuckk!

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:01pm

    Because you are a whore!

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:15pm

    Because your a whore that's to easy, get some fucking respect for yourself. He's using you for pleasure hun(;

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:05am

    Because, slutty girls are good for just sucking cock. He wants to date a nice girl, not one who is good just for knob slobbing. Sorry, you are sol.

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:34pm

    I give my bf blow jobs while he plays video games. I can't believe ur not his gf yet. Confront him about it!!!

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:31am

    Fucking awesome for shutting down 12:44 @1:33 that shit was hilarious.

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:14pm

    7:41 they wrote that because every other girl who isn't them and has sex is a whore apparently. She chooses what she wants. Sex is normal get over it

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:51pm

    Hey 735 try it this way: Im a nympho...he says NO more nights in one week than I have in our entire relationship. Explain that one to me. and dont say im bad in bed cause thats just retarded.

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:45pm

    What the hel were u doing? I got a nuke when I was playing MW2 while getting head.

  • 47 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:14pm

    this was posted before...

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:16pm

    Yea. A Dude won't get with u. It's over for that one

  • 40 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:36am

    if you blow me during college football games on the bigs screen shit i'd marry you too

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:19pm

    Who the fuck tries to hook up with a girl from a posted text???? Get a fucking life bro 718

  • 47 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:07pm

    Cause you give him bj's while he watches sports, you must be young? Mature up! THEN put out

  • 38 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:11pm

    I'd fuck 6:48 in the mouth and then bust a fat nut down the back of her throat.

  • 39 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:11am

    wow that sucks for you

  • 39 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:55pm

    your not his GF yet because your the girl that gives him BJs while hes watching sports...no really the meet the parents kinda gal. . .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:47pm

    Because you're probably a fatty

  • 35 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:49am

    12:42 continues-i give my bf bjs while he watches sports and plays video games too, but i didnt do that b4 we started dating bc i didnt want to be used... you need to work on that bc right now your the equivalent of a flesh light to him, only he doesnt have to do the work

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:00pm

    FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

  • 26 75
    Submitted by kayydean on Sep 26, 11 at 9:31pm

    You guys do realize that this 'giving shit away for free' thing doesn't count for all men. I was doing the same thing with a guy one summer and now we are happily living together and plan to be married.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:01pm

    SECOND MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!