I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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