Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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