good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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