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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 20, 10 at 3:27pm

    No woman can compete with Cheesasaursrex when high AND drunk.

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      Submitted by angel777 on Aug 20, 10 at 6:33pm

      true story..sad one but true

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        Submitted by Saibot on Aug 20, 10 at 7:38pm

        Definitely know how that feels. Not the truth you'd expect.

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      Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 20, 10 at 11:59pm

      I love you for posting this.

  • Submitted by larson0126 on Aug 20, 10 at 8:24pm

    Why do you all keep thinking it was a guy? It could be a girl; we love our Mac and cheese too!

  • Submitted by ampsmarie on Aug 21, 10 at 12:39am

    Its gotta be a chick, no straight guy would turn down a good drunk lay....

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 20, 10 at 3:41pm

    priorities buddy get them in order

  • Submitted by generic_name on Aug 20, 10 at 3:29pm

    hey, atleast he's honest.

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 20, 10 at 6:16pm

    no man can either, RuleBook. the cheesiest will always win.

  • Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 20, 10 at 4:00pm

    Learn to multitask and do both at the same time.

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    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 20, 10 at 3:25pm

    A fair compramise would be for him (assuming I have the gender correct) to do all the transportational facets. And he will.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 20, 10 at 3:45pm

    That's very high-minded of you.

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    Submitted by theiceman16013 on Aug 20, 10 at 10:12pm

    It's fine

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    Submitted by buttstache on Aug 21, 10 at 9:02pm

    Cbus reppin drunk lazy fuckers

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    Submitted by shaynabernstein on Aug 21, 10 at 12:49pm

    HAHAHAHAH been thereee

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    Submitted by swimmergirl8528 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:30pm

    Been there done that.

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    Submitted by tanns83 on Aug 21, 10 at 4:38am

    This is one of the funniest, most

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    Submitted by rogelio666 on Aug 20, 10 at 6:27pm

    Arthurlux, that comment made my day. Thank you.

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    Submitted by mazzini on Aug 20, 10 at 5:27pm

    Poop nuggets that was me

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    Submitted by niccon5 on Aug 26, 10 at 10:02pm

    Yeh I immediately thought this was a girl. No guy would turn down sex, let's be real.

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    Submitted by ese_suerte_loco on Aug 21, 10 at 3:53am

    Damn story of my life haha

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    Submitted by emmykb on Aug 21, 10 at 12:13pm

    let's just stay home and eat.

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    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 20, 10 at 4:47pm

    That's funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 10 at 8:49pm

    3.25, g a y est comment award

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    Submitted by stikybriches on Oct 31, 12 at 9:03am

    Op and I have much in common